Wednesday, August 6, 2008

“I’m in LUV with that blonde, tan hunk of a lifeguard!”….. BSC #8: Boy-Crazy Stacey

Memory Reaction

When I was little I was in the fan club, and I read that Sea City, where the Pikes go on vacation in this book was based on places Ann M. Martin went as a kid - Avalon, NJ and some other Jersey Shore town. Since, I used to go to Avalon every summer, this thrilled me to death so I automatically loved any Sea City book. Never mind that the town she describes is nothing like Avalon, so it is clearly based 90% off whatever that other town was.

Revisited Reaction

Stacey and Mary Anne are mother’s helpers and get to go with the Pikes to Sea City for two weeks. When they get there, Stacey gets a crush on a lifeguard (excuse me, she falls in “luv”) and decides he is in “luv” with her too, even though he is 18 and only talks to her if he wants someone to get him a drink/snack. Regardless, Stacey completely blows off her job. The Pikes are too busy blowing off their own children to notice this. Eventually, Stacey sees the lifeguard making out with some other girl and is heartbroken for about 36 hours. Meanwhile, Alex, some guy mother’s helper, has been hanging out with Mary Anne, while she actually does her job and watches the kids. Stacey meets his cousin Toby and immediately falls in “luv” with him. Not that she is a flake or anything. Anyway, Mary Anne and Stacey go out on a double date with Alex and Toby and both really like the guys. Mary Anne and Alex exchange engraved rings and Toby gives Stacey her first kiss.

High/Lowlights

§ This is right after Kristy’s mom got married, and Stacey is all nervous about going to a “mansion” for a goodbye party the BSC is having. So, she “dresses up” in “this new pink shirt…big, bright green and yellow birds were splashed all over it. I put it on with a pair of baggy shorts, looped a wide green belt around my middle, and hunted up some jewelry.”

§ When they go to the part at Kristy’s, Claudia, Mary Anne, and Stacey drive over together and make Dawn go herself. That is a little bitchy.

§ The back of the book makes it sound like this is a Mary Anne book. It talks about how Stacey is in “luv” with someone who is too old, and how can Mary Anne tell her? It makes the conflict seem like Mary Anne’s. That is not very good writing/marketing.

§ Stacey points out that they will be helping Mr. Pike too, and should be called “parents’ helpers.” How fair and modern of her to notice.

§ Stacey starts packing for a two-week trip the day before she leaves.

§ The house they rent sounds gorgeous and huge. It is also right on the beach. I want to know how the Pikes afford such a sweet rental every year, because unless Sea City is not as nice a town as it sounds, that is not easy to get.

§ Bikini outfit time: Stacey’s was “skimpy (and we’re talking very skimpy) and yellow, with tiny bows at the sides on the bottom part.” She brags (to us) about how well she fills it out.

§ Mary Anne is almost too embarrassed to wear her bikini in public. It was “a pale blue bikini with white stripes running across it.” Stacey makes sure to tell us the top isn’t as filled out as hers.

§ When you type the word “bikini” a lot, it starts to look really funny.

§ The lifeguard’s name is Scott Foley.

§ Mary Anne doesn’t put any lotion and gets sunburn. After that, Stacey keeps talking about what extreme lengths Mary Anne is going to stay covered up. The crazy cover up talk, and Mary Anne’s tendency to get sun burned will continue in every book where Mary Anne goes outside from now until the end of the series. I wonder if she ever actually tries being outside with lotion on?

§ Stacey keeps offering Scott sodas and just getting them from the Pikes kitchen. I wonder if she pays them back for that stuff.

§ Miniature golfing with the Pikes sounds like hell. They also don’t seem to know the rules. Don’t most courses have a maximum stroke limit? And if not, you don’t just let a five-year-old hit the ball thirty times on every hole. And you certainly don’t have ten people play on one course at the same time and torture the people behind you.

§ Back at home, Karen and Andrew wash Watson’s old car with steel wool, and take all the paint off. Watson decides it is an excuse to paint the car purple. I can’t decide if he is joking or not.

§ Kristy actually asks her vet if she makes house calls. I THINK she is humoring David Michael though.

§ Stacey’s date outfit: “A white cotton vest over a pink cotton sundress and [I] tied a big white bow in my hair so that it flopped over the side of my head.”

§ Mary Anne’s date outfit: “Yellow pedal pushers, a yellow and white striped tank top, and a oversized white jacket.” She borrowed it from Stacey, but if she really doesn’t fill out her bikini as nicely as Stacey, how does she fit in her clothes?

§ Toby gets a full description: “His brown hair was sort of waved back from his face. It was held out of his eyes with a blue headband…his eyes were a beautiful deep brown…his shirt was amazing – tan with silly pictures of cowboy boots and cactuses over it. And his sunglasses – black bands with narrow slits from side to side to see through. Totally cool.”

§ When they get back, Mary Anne apologizes to Stacey for getting angry that she wasn’t pulling her weight. She says it is because she understands how she felt about Scott. And Stacey is all, “I guess I wasn’t pulling my weight.” But SHE never apologizes for making Mary Anne do all the extra work. Lame. Mary Anne really needs to work on that.

§ This book is dedicate to June and Ward Cleaver. No, seriously. It does say under that they are an alias for someone names Noel and Steve. But it is still weird.




13 comments:

BadKat said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
No, LUV, NO!

I am having seventh grade flashback/nightmares right now!

nikki said...

mmmm....Scott Foley is yummy! He was Elliot's dolphin trainer boyfriend on Scrubs!

I don't know why, but I really LUV'ed this book when I was in fifth grade. I thought for sure when I started babysitting some parents would pay me to go on vacay with them! Never happened...damn ANM for creating unrealistic expectations.

Jannita said...

Stacey was being sort of a bitch when she was bragging about having titties, while Mary Anne has none. Also, Stacey was SUCH the moron in this book- I even knew that at age 10!

colleenn said...

nikki - yes! yay Sean on Scrubs! He was 100 times better than Keith ever was. :)

I love how Stacey stresses how skimpy her bikini is and how nicely she fills it out compared to Mary Anne. I think that's one of the reasons why I never liked her that much. I think they talked about bras and stuff like that more often back when Ann M. Martin was still writing each book... the "girl talk" seemed to fade out somewhat as the ghostwriters came in.

Meghan said...

Wait...he's 18 and aren't they still 12 in the early books? Ewwww!

I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you have a seat over there...

emaus said...

I'd be worried that Stacey is such a flake when it comes to boys... but I think I'm a little more worried that an 18 year old guy was treating a 13 year old like his own personal servant! Especially since it's pretty obvious she's in LUV with him :D

zanne said...

I loved this book when I was younger. It was one of my favorites. I loved Stacey's outfits in this book. I really wanted to go to Sea City!

zanne said...

Hey- I just started up a blog recapping Sleepover Friends. I added your blog to my blog list. Hope that is ok!

Kait said...

I hate when they use the phrase "I looped a belt around my middle." I'm just sayin'.

boots said...

Toby wore a blue headband? Ouch.

13readingat30 said...

I am so glad that Sam Thomas got the most votes in the poll. He's a major babe!

Anonymous said...

thank you for pointing out that mary anne/suntan lotion thing. That has always always ALWAYS bugged me!

edkchestnut said...

I have just discovered all of these blogs that dissect the books I loved as a kid. I, too, still have all of mine and will re-read them every few years for fun. Glad to know I am not the only one.

I must have been completely boy crazy because I loved all of the ones that dealt with boys and boyfriends. This was the first bsc book I owned and I read it religiously. Only now do I realize how stupid and irresponsible Stacey was here. I am having much the same reaction to Jessica Wakefield in those series. These writers really did not give us good role models.