This was after my time.
When I first saw the title of this book, I thought it was going to be another one about Jenny Prezzioso being a brat. But I guess that was done to death after 100 books, and so the ghostwriter goes with an actual princess. It’s ridiculous. The setup’s that this couple from England’s moving to Stoneybrook for a few months because they work with the UN. They’re part of the Royal Family, so their daughter’s a princess, 20-something in line of secession. Anyway, the girl has an (adult) nanny, but her parents think it would be a good idea to hire someone in the BSC as a “companion” to help her get used to Stoneybrook. Mary Anne gets the job since she’s the narrator of this book.
At first Victoria’s a bit hard to deal with, but Mary Anne tries to help her make friends. However, while Victoria ends up liking the BSC members, she isn’t that nice to the younger kids in town (who of course were all excited about meeting a princess).
Victoria invites Mary Anne, Kristy, and Stacey to go to New York with her to see her parents at the UN and have dinner with them. They explore the city a little, then go off to meet her parents, who don’t actually bother eating with them. It’s kind of weird that they invited her down and told her to bring friends just for a five-minute conversation, but whatever. But the girls end up meeting Stacey’s father for dinner. This trip’s how we learn that Victoria’s lonely, her parents are always traveling, and she’s avoided making friends because she knows she’s leaving in six months. By the end, Mary Anne convinces her to start being nicer to the other kids in town.
Meanwhile, Mary Anne’s missing her father because he’s off on some business trip. It was supposed to be for just a few days, but it kept getting pushed back so he doesn’t get home until the morning of Thanksgiving. At home, Sharon’s being especially nice, but Mary Anne feels like she’s being used as a placeholder for Dawn…Sharon signs a note “mom,” buys her a sweater that looks like Dawn’s style, and takes her to a vegetarian restaurant. I kept waiting Mary Anne to say something to her but it doesn’t happen. Sharon just confesses that she misses Dawn and Jeff, and says that she sometimes wonders if she drove them away. But, Dawn does come for a surprise visit on Thanksgiving and this cheers Sharon up. I guess it’s supposed to be closure for that subplot, but it’s not really that satisfying.
- I could live with the ridiculousness of the BSC getting to meet an actual princess, but the whole set up needs to make some sense. As it is, I’m not sure why the family moved to Connecticut. Her parents are working in NYC at the UN, but they spend more time out of the country than in New York. Why uproot their daughter if they aren’t gaining more time with her?
- Fortunately, they don’t go the route of having Mary Anne convince the parents to treat Victoria differently, since having a teenager teach members of the British Royal family a lesson is a bit over the top. Even for the BSC.
- Mary Anne gets the job because she happened to be the one who answered the phone, and Miss Rutherford (Victoria’s nanny, who made the call), just assumed she was talking to the person who would be hired. Surprisingly, no one makes a comment about this to her even though it was always a fight-starter in the early books.
- So, they make a point of saying how Dawn and her mother don’t eat turkey, but I find this a bit surprising, because we know they both eat fish and chicken.
- When Kristy says the name of the family that moved in is the Kents, Jessi’s all, “Clark and Lois?” No one says anything about it, but I think it’s a cute side joke.
- Of course, the princess lives in Kristy’s rich neighborhood. Kristy’s outside playing with a bunch of kids when the moving men are bringing in the Kent’s stuff. First, the kids cheer because they can tell a little kid lives there, the Karen and Hannie cheer because they can tell it’s a girl. (The boys present were obviously disappointed about this). But Kristy’s just all, “clients, yea,” right along with the kids.
- Their probationary period that started at the end of Kristy’s Worst Idea has officially ended in this one. I know you were all concerned.
- Kristy seems slightly surprised that the British don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, but acknowledges that it makes sense.
- Sharon invites the royal family and their chauffer over for Thanksgiving dinner. Which seems like a nice gesture, but I’m surprised she wouldn’t be more nervous about it.
- When the limo picks Mary Anne up to go to the Kent’s house, Mrs. Prezziosso goes outside and takes pictures of it. That really sounds like something she’d do, but I didn’t think they live that close to the Spier/Schafers. When I was a kid and in the BSC fan club, I got a map of Stoneybrook that showed where everyone supposedly live. I kinda wish I still had it.
- They reference Victoria having to read the book Stone Fox at school, which is supposedly about a boy entering a dogsled race to save the farm he and his sick grandfather live on. I’m pretty sure I made a diorama out of it in fourth grade, unless there’s another book with a kid entering a dogsled race. I can’t remember much else about the book though….
- Sharron orders her turkey and Thanksgiving food from a gourmet store at the mall. Wouldn’t it be easier to get stuff from a local restaurant?
- The Chauffer tells Mary Anne that he grew up in Stoneybrook and always thought her house was haunted. You would think Mary Anne would then tell him about the secret passage and all of Dawn’s theories, but she doesn’t.
- Miss Rutherford thinks that Mary Anne’s last name’s “Mistu,” because when Mary Anne calls her “Mrs.” Miss Rutherford tells her it’s Miss. Then Mary Anne says she’s “Miss, too.” Which is kind of dumb because she had just said she was in middle school, and is obviously not married.
- There’s this whole misunderstanding where Victoria’s excited to go to an SMS football game because she thinks it’s soccer. I can’t believe no one thinks of this issue ahead of time, especially soccer freak Abby?
- On one of the night’s Richard’s away, Sharon leaves a note to Mary Anne that she’s thinking of renting a video of a Peter, Paul, and Mary concert, which doesn’t interest Mary Anne in the slightest. I’m wondering if this is supposed to be another sign that Sharon’s thinking of Dawn or a sign of a parent thinking her kids will share their taste in music.
- Dawn decides to come visit as a surprise to her mom, which I think is nice, but it’s sort of weird that her father bought her a plane ticket before even checking if Sharon was going to be home.
- Stacey outfit: “A black baseball cap, black sunglasses, and a sleek black, ankle-length coat with sharply padded shoulders."
- I wish we spent more time on Victoria blowing off Stoneybrook kids to talk to the BSC. It’s always fun to watch Karen be crushed about something.
- So, at the UN, they go through security and Kristy tells the security people that she was an ambassador from Stoneybrook, which didn’t get a laugh. Unfortunately, we don’t get to hear much else about their reaction.
- Kristy tries to talk the others out of going to NY with Victoria because it would mean missing a BSC meeting. She needs to learn to relax about those.
- It’s amusing how excited Victoria gets out of things like going to a mall and eating at Pizza Hut.
- Victoria asks people to call her “Vic” and attempts to use American slang and an America accent. I don’t know if she does this to piss of her parents or because she just thinks it’s fun, but they definitely hate it.
- Mary Anne tells Victoria that after she moves back to England she can “email” the friends that she made in CT. It feels weird to see a modern reference in a BSC book. Although, I guess email’s getting to be outdated too…..
- Mary Anne tells Sharon that all she has to do with the turkey is put it in the oven….so Sharon puts it in, but never turns the oven on. Now, really? How scatterbrained can you get?
- They are at the Central Park Zoo and Stacey mentions that a polar bear there has been seeing an animal psychologist. That’s so bizarre, I’m guessing it’s true.